why?

my breasts get a lot of attention. they're huge, so i guess the attention they recieve really isnt thier fault, but really, if they didnt want the attention the least they could do would be to shrink just a bit. anyway, they are big. so big that they have not only been named (leopold and loeb, hence the title), but they now go on adventures without me.

when sharing this information with my family over christmas my crazy aunt (also my namesake. coincidence? i think not) said that she would like hourly updates on my boobs. and thus a blog was born.

plus i get really bored at work pretending to work and i figure if im typing then people assume im doing something important as opposed to what im really doing, posting about my breasts on the internet. i hate to dissapoint those of you who i dont know and want to see pictures of my boobs, but there will be none. or, if there are any, they will be few and far between and decent. only cleavage shots, no nips, im a LADY.

so there you go, a blog about my boobs, though it will more likely degenerate into my random thoughts while i have nothing better to do. example: as soon as i post this one i plan to write another post regarding my new years celebration, resolutions, dissapointments, etc. hopefully i keep up with this blog, because ive been really bad about blogging on my other two blogs. pretty pathetic of me to have 3 blogs...but... actually, i have no explanation. its just how it is.

let the boob talk begin!