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I'm sure this has happened to you. You're sitting at home, when suddenly you remember "I'm supposed to be towing the pope today!" What is an atheist to do?

Enter the pope tractor. This baby's got all the horsepower you need to haul God's ambassador to Earth, all while maintaining the pomp and reverence that one associates with his holiness. The papal coat of arms intermingles with the slightly eerie feeling that you're hauling the POPE instead of what tractors are normally used for, i.e. manure.

welcome to pigboy willie's pope emporium! we got your pope tee shirts, pope hats that double as tea cozies, and for a limited time, this amazing pope tractor. yes folks, its a tractor to haul your favorite ambassador of god and for a limited time, I'll throw in some holy fertilizer, just for shopping with pigboy willie!

So grab your Bishop or Cardinal and come on down, supplies are limited!