My Christmas Motto: I want one!

Rarely does one come across an item that commands such attention. At first glance it is a devastatingly cute pink seal keychain. Upon closer inspection, however, it is a taser. Yes, this adorable little keychain is a protective device for those who walk in dangerous neighborhoods, but don’t want to announce themselves as armed. I love this thing! A person in today’s world needs to have some means of protection, and a full sized taser doesn’t really fit in the delicate clutch purses that are so popular these days. This makes safety not only easier to manage, but cute! And the bonus? Its only $15! Can you believe it?! The only catch is that the leads don’t work through clothing. That’s fine, aim for the face! Can you imagine the pain this would cause a ne’er-do-well? Not only does he/she receive an electric shock to rattle the bones, they receive said shock in the face and via a pink seal. What brave new world has such wonders in it?