Urbane Outfitters

This post may sound a bit catty, but bear with me. I know that sometimes people have slip ups and as my friend lauren commented on the story, "Everyone's entitled to an off day". Even so.

Also I feel that I should clarify that I do not sit at the reception desk and judge outfits all day. Only the ones that catch my eye as remarkable, either good or bad.

So theres this chick at my office who has flawless straight long blonde hair. She has the slightly plumped angelina lips that might or might not be botoxed and she always wears killer outfits. I mean killer. Like one day last week she was wearing like a pesanty-type top with a long thin glitter scarf and a beautiful long mermaid skirt made out of purple suede.

I enjoy her outfits. So I just assumed, OK this is the chick with the killer outfits.

Today she is wearing a dress. Let me paint you a little picture. dark red and brown floral. FLORAL. with lace around the scoop collar. and shoulder pads.

EUGH

I suppose the lace up gladiator sandals are supposed to make this better, but seriously MY GOD! I had that dress in 1995 when I was still young and impressionable and it was in some sort of fashion.

Update: I just noticed the matching rosette in the midst of the lace. In the immortal words of Cathy, "AAACK"