Thank God for the Internet

...or i'd be really bored at work. example from today:

me: ok i have to tell you about my dream
you and me and lauren were living together and all sharing a bed, and we were all in bed and i was mad at you guys for playing wii without me, so i turned off the lights and rolled over to try to sleep
and you wanted me to not be annoyed with you so you elbowed me and rolled on top of me and fell asleep
and i was even more annoyed with you
and then i woke up still annoyed at you
but im not annoyed anymore, because it was a dream and you didnt actually roll on top of me last night
...right?
Carrie: hahahahaha
No Ariel, I actually got lonely in the middle of the night so I came over and rolled over on you
me: lol
what an image
you sneaking down the hall all tiptoe-y and rolling on top of me in bed
Carrie: I put a wig on you and I just laid there and spooned you
but I dunno how a wig to make you a guy would work
me: is that gay?
Carrie: not gay at all
How can that be gay if I pretend youre a man