Warning! Boob Related Content

There are plants in my office. It gives the place a little more homey feel, but it also gives the place gnats.

They especially like to fly around me, since I am at the reception desk and there are more plants per sqare inch in reception than anywhere else in the office.

Anyway, I usually just clap them to death when they get in my face, then purell like whoa.

Today one flew down my shirt. And got stuck. And so, I had to kill it. With my boobs.

We can now add 'homicidal' to the adjectives that can accurately describe them.

Le sigh.