I Watched Too Much Grey's Anatomy

This just in:

I was sitting at my desk, minding my own, when I hear a baby crying. Of course, my mind immediately jumps to that Grey's Anatomy where the chick had her baby in the bathroom and put it in the trash.

I was like, OHMIGOD theres a baby in the bathroom trash! What do I do?!

Then my third thoughts* kicked in. 'hang on', they said, 'people have been in and out of the bathroom all morning, including you. the crying is really sporadic and is much clearer than it would be coming out of the wastebasket in a bathroom. Chillax. If it keeps happening with no indication that anyone is dealing with it, assume no ones dealing with it and check it out.'

Turns out a father in my office had brought his 10 month old daughter in for a moment to grab some stuff to work from home. She had a fever and couldnt go to daycare, so he was on duty to stay with her, and needed some papers that he had left on his desk.

Those TV shows can really mess you up! Just like everytime I watch House I think I'm getting Rabies or whatever.

*First Thoughts are the everyday thoughts. Everyone has those. Second Thoughts are the thoughts you think about the way you think. People who enjoy thinking have those. Third Thoughts are thoughts that watch the world and think all by themselves. They’re rare, and often troublesome.