Subterfuge in B major

So it is 9 am, and Harold my BFF at my new job isnt in yet. He is the mail guy, handles pick ups and deliveries and goes down to let delivery men in with their wares.

This morning there was a HUGE shipment of boxes, and I mean huge. I called Sandra, one of the ladies who takes over parts of Harold's duties when hes not in. She went down, saw how much there was and came back up to get a hand-truck. As she was heading down the second time she says to me, "I'm not carrying all that crap. I think I'll just tell him that I'm pregnant"

And she did!