hiatus

im taking a break from the depressing england blogs to bring you some exciting news!

as some loyal readers may remember i remarked that the discworld wedding cake was a combination of two great loves, food and terry pratchett. i then commented that the only way it could get better would be if i could also sleep on it and watch tv on it. well hang onto your hats because i have found such a gadget.

this device would let me work and play from my bed, giving me a work surface and room to hook up extra monitors, i.e. tvs.

but wait theres more! the ginsu knives. THIS device comes equipped with " a 20-inch Philips LCD TV, an Xbox 360 console, a DVD player, a Gateway EMachine laptop with robot arm (don't even ask how that's used...), an iPod docking station with its own toilet-paper dispenser, a TiVo DVR, an Avanti refridgerator with beer tap, an exercise bike, and an electric cup warmer."

ALL WHILE PEEING!!! oh what a glorious age we live in where i would never have to leave either my bed or my toilet ever again!!! please tell me they come with a chef and a butler. please, oh please....