My Name

My name has been besmirched! I guess it was only a matter of time since so many bag and shoe companies insist on naming products after women. But seriously! I guess there are some positive things about this bag. (The Ariel from Zac Posen). It is red. Which is a color I like. And red is loud, as am I. It is small and cramped, two things I am not. It is ugly, which I hope I am not. But on the other hand, it is a purse for over a thousand dollars, $1,100 to be precise. So it is expensive and high maintenance, both words describe me. So, positive and negative. I am still put out by the fact that they used my name for such a thing, but theres really nothing I can do about it. I certainly wont buy the bag!