These are the Queens of our lives

Poor old Miss England. Not content with having to represent an outdated and unwatched national competition, she's now the victim of a false MySpace profile, which makes her sounds 'thick' and 'tarty'. The profile alleges that she doesn't read, and that she lists Katie Price as a hero.

She was first alerted to the false profile when she Googled herself last night. And I can totally understand that - I do that all the time. When she clicked on, it was immediately evident it wasn't her profile because it was playing 50 cent, something the real Miss England would never do. It also listed her mood as horny, and, it was revealed, she wasn't.

She's going to try to come to terms with these technological misfortunes however, and not let it affect her chances in November's Miss World championship. Go Miss England.

[Update: searching for Georgia Horsley on MySpace takes you to a page informing you that the profile has been removed].